ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
(via breast-milk-cheese)
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
(via vanillish)
Tumblr is kind of like high school except we’re all still really losers
speak for yourself
(via breast-milk-cheese)
Congratulations, you broke physics.
Sometimes science just stops caring.
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via farahly)
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
(via meenapocalypse)
Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
Macklemoredude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??
wow
whoops my hand slipped
(via bertwg97)